First things first

This is the cat sitting on my belly a few months ago. She's pretty frickin' cool, right? I mean, as much as you can tell from a picture, anyway. Trust me, though - she's pretty great. She knows kung fu and likes to hang out in the sink.

Well, that all changed. There's a new cat in town. And she is WAY cooler, even though she hasn't perfected her kung fu skills yet.