In honor of the year ahead, I post a fabulous letter from my young brother (who just turned 21, and has a much better vocabulary than I). I love his honesty and big words.
July 31, 2008
Dear Sarah,
Please accept my belated greetings of happy 33rd birthday -- I understand that the absurdity and heinous neglect that is involved in my having waited nearly a full year to lapse before acknowledging your advancement in age. It brings me grief and embarrassment to admit that a series of "Today I'm enlarging Sarah's photograph" instances have occurred and recurred consistently throughout the past year without the necessary "umph" to actually carry out my intentions. I assure you my belated birthday wishes to you are indicative of my own inadequate, though improving, capacity for punctuality and organization, and not indicative of a paucity of my love for you. Happy Birthday, Sarah! I love you and look forward to seeing you soon.
Sincerely,
Dave
3 comments:
34 may be too young to remember Gilligan's Island (!) but your brother writes like the Professor talked on that show!
So you made it through your Jesus year - happy 34th!
Thanks! I've never heard of "Jesus year" before... interesting. And nope, not too young for Gilligan's Island - used to love that show. :)
http://www.doubletongued.org/index.php/dictionary/jesus_year/
supposed to be a watershed year.
Just think - you also have your "Elvis year" ahead of you!
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